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The podcast arises from ancient mythology. It is too entangled and twisted to comprehend, unless explained in detail.

The Golden Zero

It is a piece of podcast merchandise that cannot be bought. It is an enamel pin that can only be worn by those that have earned it by virtue of deeds of extreme worthiness. Those that wear it without permission are said to combust into ashes and have other terrible things happen to them.

The Chancellor of the podcast

Kanan and Manek are unpaid employees of The Chancellor of the podcast. who forges golden zeros in a celestial fire and hands them over to Gorboroth, the podcast eagle.

Gorboroth: The podcast eagle

This majestic creature of the podcast offers its services by transporting the golden zero from The Chancellor to Manek and Kanan to worthy people in faraway places across mountains and oceans.

Mylar: The keeper of the podcast

Mylar is said to store the golden zeros in subterranean catacombs which are a direct passage from the podcast HQ in Bangalore, to Paris.

Gisquel: The accountant and head of HR of the podcast

You need to email her and CC it to Mylar as well, in case you want to request a golden zero from the chancellor.

Tim: The shape shifting demon

Not to be confused with Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, Tim lives under the earth and eats podcasts sometimes. He shape-shifts into co-host of podcasts in an attempt to slowly and slyly consume. The only way to foil his plans is to have a single host podcast because Tim needs a co-host to eat.

Manju: The email in-charge

Manju is in-charge of the podcast email inbox. All emails are to be addressed to Manju through the official email hello@nonewnotifications.com, care of Manju. Manju is a stickler for the rules and does not accept emails that stray from the preferred format of emails (centre aligned and in italics with proper postage attached). Manju is a horse and likes sugar cubes.

Fully Fluff Formal Protest

'What's in a name?' said Shakespeare.

'Everything!' said Kg and Md and to prove Shakespeare wrong, they took the name of their own podcast too seriously and disappeared for 8 months between December and June of 2022.

Where did they go? A long holiday? Were they stuck helpless in the mirror dimension with no way back? Either way it was Shakespeare's fault.

It was then, during these difficult, depraved 8 months that an Instagram page by the name 'dayswithoutnnn' first appeared. What started as a simple platform for counting down the days till a new podcast episode was released, soon heralded the greatest, bravest, no. 1-est protest in podcast history as the page itself gained a strength of near 100 followers. These are not people who know what a protest really is, much less how a protest works, but as long as they have an Instagram page they must be doing something right.

The First Protest Victory

On 19th December, 2022, after a hiatus of 8 months, Kg and Md released a new NNN episode finally, which can only be credited to the efforts of the protest. There is no hard evidence to prove this fact, however, there is also no hard evidence to disprove it.

Gorboroth: the protest raccoon

Raccoons are predators of eagles. While Gorboroth, the podcast eagle works for Kg and Md, Gorboroth, the protest raccoon, has sworn his services braving through the depths of deciduous forests for friends of the protest - and yes, they have the same name. No reason.

At the end of the war of The Fandom vs Kg and Md we may declare the one true Gorboroth. But we will probably declare a tie.

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